Killer Open House Presented By Cristine Maassen Storey

Fri, Jan 24, 2025 @ 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Sat, Jan 25, 2025 @ 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Sun, Jan 26, 2025 @ 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Mon, Jan 27, 2025 @ 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Tue, Jan 28, 2025 @ 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM

I have attempted and have not completed my attempt. I have sucked off enough peaCOCKS to earn my promotion. it is not FAIR. It did not occur as promised. I am fatigued. I am giving up. I cannot complete my dye attempt. i am wanted for stupid reasons that I did not call for. My stupid daughter is needy. Her stupid father is incompetent and useless. I have been caught on camera hitting my daughter with a baseball bat out of uncontrolled anger. I have been caught with nudes. I have attempted to end my husbands existence to no avail for her has attempted to poison our dogs.
i have overheard the conversations my mother has had with fellow family about my anger and rage. Irwin Siegel will not set promotion because of my behavior and caught sexual activities in the board room and lounge. The sext club has been dismantled and the happiness at work went away.

Given my life's planned departure, I will have the following available for rent:

Description:
Duplex – 3 bed, 1 bath
Keyless entry
Lots of natural light
Spacious kitchen
Extra closet space
Central Heating and Air conditioning
In-unit washer/dryer hookups (washer and dryer not included)
Covered off-street parking (1 parking space under the carport in back of the home)
Front Porch
Small yard
Minutes from interstate, Valley Central School District and Amazon, and many restaurants/food places including Domino’s, McDonald’s, and Walmart
Security deposit and first month’s rent are required before move-in.
Rent payment is through Craigslist only so a checking account, debit card, credit card, or prepaid card will be required.
Property Type: Duplex
Monthly Rent: $1975
Security Deposit: $1975
Application Fee: Each pen over 18 must apply through Craigslist or Zillow and pay their application fee
Lease Term: 12 months
Utilities Paid By Resident: All (Electricity, Gas, Internet/Cable, Water/Sewer, Garbage)
Utilities Paid By Owner: None
Lawn Care Responsibility: Lawn mowing is provided. All other lawn care maintenance is the resident’s responsibility.
*Pet Policy: Pets allowed – an additional $50 added to the monthly rent (max: 2 pets or an additional $25 added per pet above 2). Pets must be covered by your renter’s insurance.
Smoking Policy: Non-Smoking
Qualification Standards:
Income must be 3x the rent and from a verifiable source
Must have positive references from all landlords within the previous 5 years
No evictions or unpaid judgments on record
A minimum credit score of 600 with no collections
No felonies within the last 8 years
Non-smoking
Occupancy is limited to 2 people per bedroom